Sunday, 16 August 2015

Health & safety in church

On the whole, I do not find Christians, outside the catacombs, sufficiently sensible of the conditions. . . . It is madness to wear ladies' straw hats and velvet hats to church; we should all be wearing crash helmets. Ushers should issue life preservers and signal flares; they should lash us to our pews.
Annie Dillard

(Thanks to this blog, which I stumbled upon while wasting time researching on t'internet on a lazy Sunday afternoon)